The truth shall set ye free

Uncle Normie's claim to fame is hilarious. He claims to have links that he don't have but links don't mean anything unless those links have what is known as link popularity and are properly done. He claims that he is going to bring in lots more big guns in his fights with Bill Bauer but he before he can actually do that he has to know what the big guns are and how to use them. One of the big guns is known as link popularity.

Since he obviously don't know what it is he also don't know how to build it and that is evidenced by the fact that he don't have any. And since Bauer started his blog at the same time Normie started his one would naturally think that if Normie knew anything about link popularity he would be trying to build some and in fact would already have some. Such is not the case but Bauer already has an impressive head start on Normie. Here is the link popularity table for Bauer's blog