What they need to do is add the term "debt collector" to the list of words they add all those little asterisks into. Maybe "d*bt c*ll*ct*r" in order to protect the kiddies. I'm thinking of doing a daily cartoon strip next. Maybe something on the order of
"CAPTAIN C*LL*CT*R"
Give him a nice big red potato nose and cauliflower ears, maybe a peg leg and a parrot to sit on his shoulder and a string of parrot crap running down his back. Of course he will need a little pal to ride along with him on his adventures. His young son in training to be a d*bt c*ll*ct*or. He will have a nose about a foot long with nice green leaves sprouting out all over it. And of course, his faithful dog, Uncle Normie, a flea bitten scooby-doo type of pooch.
Don't think I ever rode in one. We had an old coot in our town that had one. In the winter time he would come into town in the winter time and thow an old buffalo hide over the radiator. Then he would stiick his head in under the buffalo robe and crack the radiator cap some and come out drunker than a lord from smelling the fumes. Back then they didn't have anti-freeze. All they had was alchol for antifreeze. A few minutes under that buffalo robe and he would come out drunker than a skunk.
LOL
He drove it up until 1941 and traded it in on a new ford. He was pretty deaf by that time and he couldn't hear the engine run on that new car so he would race the engine real hard and keep his foot on the clutch to control the speed. That way he could listen to see if the engine was still running or not. He buned the clutch out of that new car in about 2 weeks and went around hollering about how they don't make cars like they used to.
LOL
I'll have to put CAPTAIN C*ll*ct*rin one of those tin lizzies. Call it the debtmobile.
Yep. Sure did. That thing had wooden wheels and a big chain driven revolving spike studded spreader in the back. Here is a rear end view of it.
I needed something faster than that so I could handle all the sh*t you debt collectors put out so I modified mine.
Give him a nice big red potato nose and cauliflower ears, maybe a peg leg and a parrot to sit on his shoulder and a string of parrot crap running down his back. Of course he will need a little pal to ride along with him on his adventures. His young son in training to be a d*bt c*ll*ct*or. He will have a nose about a foot long with nice green leaves sprouting out all over it. And of course, his faithful dog, Uncle Normie, a flea bitten scooby-doo type of pooch.
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Don't think I ever rode in one. We had an old coot in our town that had one. In the winter time he would come into town in the winter time and thow an old buffalo hide over the radiator. Then he would stiick his head in under the buffalo robe and crack the radiator cap some and come out drunker than a lord from smelling the fumes. Back then they didn't have anti-freeze. All they had was alchol for antifreeze. A few minutes under that buffalo robe and he would come out drunker than a skunk.
LOL
He drove it up until 1941 and traded it in on a new ford. He was pretty deaf by that time and he couldn't hear the engine run on that new car so he would race the engine real hard and keep his foot on the clutch to control the speed. That way he could listen to see if the engine was still running or not. He buned the clutch out of that new car in about 2 weeks and went around hollering about how they don't make cars like they used to.
LOL
I'll have to put CAPTAIN C*ll*ct*rin one of those tin lizzies. Call it the debtmobile.
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I needed something faster than that so I could handle all the sh*t you debt collectors put out so I modified mine.
posted by Creditwrench @ 1:17 PM
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